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TechCodex to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Javascript can create atomic bombs

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Javascript can create atomic bombs

TechCodex to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • blotz@lemmy.world
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    What

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      deleted by creator

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        JS is Touring complete. You can write anything in it, including SkyNet or whatever else you can think of that will destroy the world.

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          I want my world destroyed fast, thank you very much. Do you want them to stop mid-murder to prolong your pain because they’ve ran out of RAM?

          Say no to JS Skynet, embrace C++ Skynet!

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            I don’t disagree.

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