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minus-squarepythonooblinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 months agoNah. You’ll be pumped full of preservatives so that your funeral and viewing can be held 2 weeks later to give your relatives time to travel. Then you’ll be buried in a plastic coffin in a hole filled with cement. You’re nutrients ain’t doing shit.
minus-squareAngry_Autist (he/him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·4 months agoAssumptions all around, my funeral arrangements are a quick trip to the crematorium and a quick sprinkle in a forest. I’m not paying to have my corpse mummified or put in a box, seems wasteful.
Nah. You’ll be pumped full of preservatives so that your funeral and viewing can be held 2 weeks later to give your relatives time to travel. Then you’ll be buried in a plastic coffin in a hole filled with cement.
You’re nutrients ain’t doing shit.
Assumptions all around, my funeral arrangements are a quick trip to the crematorium and a quick sprinkle in a forest.
I’m not paying to have my corpse mummified or put in a box, seems wasteful.
I agree