Multi class druid and artificer then start your own bad dragon company
Trying to imagine a slutty paladin.
A hypersexualized Paladin whose test of faith is to invite admiration from all who observe him or her, but they’re not actually allowed to partake. Imagine an extremely vain god or goddess who not only wants all of the sexiest people alive as their followers, but wants them to proactively blueball the rest of the world with their piety.
Or just take the easy route: a good old fashioned fertility deity who approves of their followers sewing dem oats.
If in the Elder scrolls universe, Paladin of Dibella would be interesting.
Lathander is the god of birth and renewal, I think we should honor him tonight.
Life cleric: “Ayo, life needs to find a way between us!”
Mage/Sorcerer: “Let me show you some real mage hand tricks”
Barbarian: “Death by snu snu!”
Monk: “I am a master of the Way of the Thousand Tongues”
Moon Druid: “Did you know, that in terms of humanoid/other things relations, water elementals are the most compatible creatures?”
Life cleric might heal you in battle but cause too many farmer’s daughter shenanigans later.
