• Hegar
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    Surely it can’t be that dumb?

    “I heard the scientists say the other day that when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman.”

    Ok, it’s that dumb.

    Doing a great job of not being weird.

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      It’s not dumbness, it’s cravenness. He’s saying things he thinks MAGA-bros like to hear. “Yeah brother, high-five! Burn those libs!”

      Also the subtext here is that Jeff Bridges isn’t manly. I don’t think there’s a cure for that level of delusion.

      I was talking with some scientists who told me that a mere touch on the hand from Jeff Bridges not only impregnates a woman, but also transitions her into a man.

      I wake up each morning hairless, then I look into the mirror and speak the name Jeff Bridges three times. Instantly I’m transformed into a kind of human carpet covered from head to toe in three whole feet of man fur.

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      402 months ago

      That was basically my reaction reading this. I was like “okay, I’m not posting this one, it’s obviously exaggerated… actually, it’s not exaggerated at all”

    • @[email protected]
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      Fuck I could have saved so much money!

      (It’s bullshit anyway, my entire congressional delegation was women I voted for at one point, and I still had to get hrt)

    • @[email protected]
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      122 months ago

      Top weird for the week, so far. Is weird now a Republican team sport or are they trying to out weird each other?

    • SeaJ
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      72 months ago

      “The scientists” as if they are one fucking entity.

    • @[email protected]
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      152 months ago

      Yeah this is definitely a prelude to fellas, is it gay to be interested in intimate physical and emotional contact with a partner of the opposite sex

  • @[email protected]
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    1082 months ago

    “I don’t care if you take hormones or get surgery you’ll never be a woman”

    “If you vote for a woman you are one now” 🫠 my god they’re all so pathetic

    • @MagicShel
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      I didn’t know I was trans (from voting for Gretchen Whitmer) but I really don’t want to go to the SoS to have the gender on my license changed. I suppose while I’m at it I’ll go ahead and become black, since that’s apparently a thing we can do now, and I’m not making two fucking trips.

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        I’m not sure of how MAGA rules work, but I think you can only become black if you have an Indian mother, because Obama has a white mother but he didn’t become black.

        • @MagicShel
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          you can only become black if you have an Indian mother

          No but I am half-Hispanic on my housekeeper’s side.

          I feel like that’s a quote from something but I couldn’t find any reference so maybe I just made it up.

      • @[email protected]
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        72 months ago

        Oh, good idea, you can get one of those “black jobs” dementia Donald keeps talking about. He is much too old to be president, yikes.

    • don
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      Their shit’s weird like all the way fuckin down how tf does that even happen tho

      • @[email protected]
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        42 months ago

        Fractally weird. No matter how or where you look at them they are just as weird as any other bit of them.

  • @[email protected]
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    622 months ago

    If he thinks voting for a women is feminizing, imagine his reaction when he finds out about the men who literally get married to women.

    • @[email protected]
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      I got married to a woman.

      Can confirm, I can’t stop my feminization, my wife can’t bake so I make all the tradwife things like cakes and muffins. She also hates painting her nails and we can’t afford regular manicures, so I’ve become very good at trimming and painting nails.

      On the other hand, I’m a tradey and taught my wife how to do basic home repairs and upgrades, so I haven’t touched my tools in months because she just does it while I’m away because “I shouldn’t have to work too much at home”

      It’s almost like people are just people and will do what they need to do regardless of if it’s gendered or not.

      This whole feminization thing is stupid. Men have done stereotypical feminine things for thousands of year, and women have done masculine things for just as long. It used to be taboo a century ago for women to wear pants, now no one bats an eye. It’s been a running joke that men can’t cook for decades, even though now all of my male friends, single, dating, or married, are all very proficient cooks and often cook more than their wives.

      The people obsessed with gender are insane. How someone acts in their own life should be no concern of anyone else.

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      92 months ago

      Im guessing they see it as voting for a woman is submissive because you’re acknowledging that a woman has more power than you, whereas marrying a woman means the man has power over the woman.

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      It’s also very likely that Kamala Harris has voted for men in the past, meaning she would have transitioned to man by now negating the risk of male voters turning into women.

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        182 months ago

        Thanks, I guess. Shame I can’t compete in the olympics or read books to children any more though.

          • Madrigal
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            132 months ago

            Good point. I’m so used to using unisex bathrooms at home…

        • @[email protected]
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          72 months ago

          Ok, but:

          All the dick pics you ever wanted, gratis

          People stop listening to you in meetings

          Boobs

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            I already get all the dick pics I want: 0.

            Boobs is a damn fine argument, though. It’s hard to consider other options when they are on the table.

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      Same. Happened in 2016 when I voted for Clinton, evidently.

      Strange that these weirdos never tried this (idiotic) tactic back then…

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    1000008255

    (why have I had to comment this on news articles about conservatives twice recently, this is getting weird)

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      102 months ago

      (why have I had to comment this on news articles about conservatives twice recently, this is getting weird)

      One thing I’ve noticed happens a lot is that, in trying to demonize them as socialist boogeymen, conservatives often make Democrats seem way cooler than they actually are.

      By the way, if you want to mix it up, here’s a similar meme you could comment:

    • Flying Squid
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      32 months ago

      Just wait… people are contacting me now asking me to post Rikers on articles I missed.

  • @[email protected]
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    392 months ago

    Extremely fragile far-right snowflakes. It must suck to have such a fragile ego that it drives every decision. Basically an NPC at that point.

  • @[email protected]
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    362 months ago

    I voted for a woman once. I grew a fantastic pair of tits before I’d even left the voting station.

    But don’t worry, vote for a man next time and you grow your testicles back again.

    I do miss those tits though.

    • @Zink
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      Hermaphrodites for Harris!!

    • Jimmybander
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      So you have tits and testicles now? How woke of you. Great work.

  • @[email protected]
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    342 months ago

    So either women are the stronger sex because they don’t transition when they vote for men or all men that had sex with women that voted are gay.

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        I’m sure you are right because in their minds women should be pumping out kids and be in the kitchen and have no business doing anything else.