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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 个月前

Dutch toilets

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Dutch toilets

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 个月前
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    9 个月前

    Yeah but where’s your poop knife?

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      That’s what the three shells are for.

      • Transporter Room 3@startrek.websiteBanned
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        Pfffffffff he doesn’t know how the three shells work!

        • ArxCyberwolf@lemmy.ca
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          Wait, so I’m not supposed to throw them at other cars in traffic?

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            Well, I’d never want to rain on someone’s parade.

            Lob away!

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        I’m still trying to understand which of the three shells is the correct one to use as a poop knife

        • Cuzscience@lemmy.world
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          We all are. It’s one of the bonds that keeps civilization alive. Keep searching !

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          All 3 held between the fingers, with a punching action.

          That brings up a question; if Wolverine claws at a poop and retracts his claws, does the poop get wiped off by his gloves and skin or does the poop go into his forearm?

          • Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world
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            These are the important questions that need to be addressed. We cannot let this go unanswered by the creators.

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      9 个月前

      The mashitty?

    • hoch@lemmy.world
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      ah, je mean de poop clogs?

      • jedibob5@lemmy.world
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        9 个月前

        It sure does.

    • aquinteros@lemmy.world
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      aaah I get this reference

    • I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world
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      9 个月前

      Just use a shit stirrer.

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