• I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Maybe, I don’t know, train your dog not to bark at everything? Your neighbors will both thank you AND not consider you to be a shithead owner.

    Some people do not deserve dogs.

  • Worx@lemmynsfw.com
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    5 months ago

    My dog would get disqualified because he barks even when there’s nothing there :/

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        5 months ago

        Is the dog protecting you from the communist spectres that scare all the european powers or the spectres made to pop bloons that could easily destroy Europe?

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        5 months ago

        “You know when cats see something that’s not there? That’s a greeble. They’re like invisible gremlins that like messing with cats.”

        • The r/greeble sub from the other site

        Perhaps the dogs see them too

  • Asafum@feddit.nl
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    5 months ago

    This is one of the major reasons I never want to live with a dog. I did once before and it drove me absolutely insane…

    It’s also one of the major reasons I’m still single… Every girl I’ve ever read the profile for on dating sites wants a dog so much it reads more like a need. :(

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      5 months ago

      Some dogs bark a lot more than others though. My mom’s dog mostly only barks when she’s excited about someone she knows coming to the house. So she barks when we come to visit, but she stops once we go inside and doesn’t bark again the entire time we’re there.

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    5 months ago

    The neighbor mows THEIR lawn. It’s theirs because they can see it.

    True, but hear me out: that French Bulldog next door is an asshole.