You can lead a horse to water and, it turns out, convince it to drink if the reward is great enough, researchers have found.
A new study has suggested horses are more intelligent than previously thought, having been observed to quickly adapt to a treat-based game with changing rules.
Researchers from Nottingham Trent University (NTU) said they were surprised by how the horses quickly grasped the game, busting previous theories that equine brains respond only to immediate stimuli and are not complex enough to strategise.
“This teaches us that we shouldn’t make assumptions about animal intelligence or sentience based on whether they are ‘built’ just like us,” she said.
Great, so now in addition to being big enough to kick me to death they can now plan how they’re gonna get away with it.
“Now explain the getaway plan, Carl.”
“I’m thinking… We have 4 feet and can travel at the speed of a galloping horse.”
“Oats, Carl. Where are we going to find oats?”
“I’ve stashed a bunch away in the corner of the barn.”
“munch munch hard swallow The uh… corner you say?”
“God dammit, Applebottom! Farmer Bill lives, for now…”