The fence is off and the night is dark,
Thunder Lizard’s free in Jussaric Park.
The humans are quiet, though not asleep–
They’re sitting motionless in the jeep.
Facts nervously whispered as water ripples:
“You know dinosaurs have no nipples.”

Important data in a certain context,
Yet sadly useless when talking T Rex.
If only they’d studied a little bit more
The physiology of tyrannosaur,
They’d have the knowledge to get away
And maybe avoid becoming prey.

Yet moving (or not) won’t help to stop it;
His vision is accurately stereoscopic.

This is the face my cat makes when I sneak up on her

That Looks like Sue, the T rex in the Chicago field museum

Stereosaurus Flex

He looks surprised

I believe surprised Pikachu evolved from this.

I don’t know why, but this picture triggered some primal fear in me.

Surprise pikachu face