Finding a skeleton under your patio is scary. Now imagine finding the rest of the human without the skeleton.
BEAT THE MEAT
This is what Arby’s has been trying to tell us the whole time. We, all of us, have “The Meats”. Woe be upon us.
Gods I love this story
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You son of a b#@^% you beat me to it
They’re Made Out of Meat’ by Terry Bisson.
https://users.manchester.edu/Facstaff/SSNaragon/Online/texts/201/-Essays/Bisson, MadeOfMeat.pdf
Short read, and well worth the time.
This was fantastic!
I see several other versions in the thread. Emjoy!
The human body is a not-scary amalgamation of a trinity of horrors: the bones, the meat, and the skin. Take away any one or two, and you’re left with nightmares.
Arby’s new slogan.
*pulsing meat attack
Eat the meat. We never stop to think about the millions of yummy free meals we encounter all the time.😜
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But what about spooky scary skeletons?
The meat is built up by the liquid made in the bones.
What do you mean?
Makes the Arby’s slogan sound somewhat sinister…
WE HAVE THE MEATS
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Actually is dairy what is scary (for real)
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