• BertramDitore@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    There was at least one “JD Vance did not have sex with a couch” headline that had to be changed, because how could anyone possibly know whether or not someone has fucked a couch? Journalistic integrity dictates that you only make statements like that if they can be backed up by facts. I could be fucking my couch right now and no one would ever know.

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      3 months ago

      OF link? I’m asking for my friend, JD uh… Pants?

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          3 months ago

          I was trying to make a funny.

          You had said:

          I could be fucking my couch right now and no one would ever know.

          To which I asked for an OnlyFans link so my buddy JD Pants could watch. But apparently I laid it on a little thick and obscured the joke. Everything always makes more sense in our own minds.

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            3 months ago

            Ahahahaha now I feel dumb. I didn’t translate OF to OnlyFans, I just assumed it was some new-fangled internet slang used by the youngsters.