Nemeski@lemm.ee to Health - Resources and discussion for everything health-related@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoNever take health tips from world’s oldest people, say scientistswww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1108arrow-down12cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1106arrow-down1external-linkNever take health tips from world’s oldest people, say scientistswww.theguardian.comNemeski@lemm.ee to Health - Resources and discussion for everything health-related@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square23fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squarespamfajitas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·edit-24 months agoThe real secret to longevity is to have spotty health records and a difficult to verify birth certificate. Bonus points if you’re in a country that has undergone multiple radical regime changes.
minus-squareCodex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months ago(Political) scientists don’t want you to know this one weird trick to eternal life!
The real secret to longevity is to have spotty health records and a difficult to verify birth certificate. Bonus points if you’re in a country that has undergone multiple radical regime changes.
(Political) scientists don’t want you to know this one weird trick to eternal life!