• BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Look it’s just kid slang. Just because I have a cotton candy flavored condom in my pocket, three packets of cherry lube, a six pack of wine coolers and 12 pack of birthday cake vodka shots doesn’t mean it’s any different from when I use a piece of rabbit skin I rub on my dick every night to fall asleep.

    Admittedly, you look and sound much older than I remember but you’re still 14 right?