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Amilo159@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Seizing 299 kilo of drugs

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Seizing 299 kilo of drugs

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Amilo159@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • bastian_5@sh.itjust.works
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    So we’ve confirmed that there were only 270 kilos of drugs on the premises?

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      Correct, we discovered 249 kilos of drugs in our search.

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        Hey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?

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          Gotcha. 2… hundred… kilos. There you go, signed.

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            This court finds you guilty of smuggling 150 kilos of drugs.

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              Recourse, only 100 kilograms were presented so the sentence must be lowered

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                We found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we’re gonna close the case.

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                  This bear meat is the best meat i ever had. What’s the seasoning ?

                • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee
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                  We have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine

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                Hey… I think you owe me 5 kilos of drugs!

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    “Hey where did our tent go?”

    Me burping while stroking my extremely tent shaped belly

    “No idea.”

    • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      A classic

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        I swear this is a Shel Silverstein poem…

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    It’s that they need a certain amount for testing reasons.

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      Gotta make sure it smells right.

    • over_clox@lemmy.world
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      For Science!!!

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    https://youtu.be/6rZxa3XGcF8

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      Gawd I fucking love Crackermilk. They’ve finally gone from “criminally underrated” to “rated”! I can’t believe the production quality and frequency of their lil’ joke posts. We added them to our Patreonings and it’s all a bunch of behinds-the-scenes and unused takes. Love it.

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/6rZxa3XGcF8

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

      • Diurnambule@lemmy.sdf.org
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        @PipedLinkBot the link doesn’t work, video doesn’t strat

        • Pyro@lemmy.world
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          I think it’s a bug. I tried watching something a few hours ago and it also wouldn’t start. There’s a bunch of CORS errors in the console. It also won’t play on my phone either. I’m using Firefox on both, so it’s kind ironic that the “privacy-respecting” frontend won’t work on the (relatively) more privacy-respecting browser.

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            Yeah I seen other saying piped doesn’t work anymore. Don’t know when it will be updated.

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        Pipebot sucks, I just use ReVanced YouTube and live happily

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          Only for Android, there Vivaldi has inbuild a own client. A desktop client for PC is eg FreeTube. But it’s a question of little time that front-ends will work in YT, there are more and more vids which are blocked in any front end. What is urgently missing is a real alternative to YT that today unfortunately does not exist 🤬

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    I mean, I get the joke, but there’s no real reason there’ll be exactly 300 kilos is there?

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