I used to pee on the floor when I would get over excited. My girlfriend would call me and say she was coming over and I knew that meant she wanted me to lick her pussy, so, I’d get really excited and start slapping myself in the face then I would run around in circles pissing myself. I would strip down to my underwear and rub antiperspirant all over my stomach then run up and down the hall. Then I would get a black sharpie and draw big circles around my nipples.