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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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    Well that makes it easier to wash her hair in the sink I guess.

    But also, hear me out, what if instead of that plastic thing she had a quick release hook, so she could use the tail (and the hook) for self defence? Hell, make the tail of braided leather and you got a cool whip for impromptu BSDM session!

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      Shit if your gonna do all that, might as well just hang a glock from it

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        9 months ago

        True patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🔫🔫

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        You’re just winging it

        While I’m slinging it

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      Sounds like somebody needs to be punished 😏

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      What if instead of a quick release hook there was a rubber o-ring on her head hair and a buttplug-shaped object on the ponytail.

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        From plug-and-play ponytail to plug-and-play pony tail in one step.

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        i noticed that they do sell buttplug ponytails at renaissance fairs.

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          9 months ago

          wat

        • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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          this makes a weird amount of sense ngl

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      Who’s to say it’s not a quick release?

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        The fact that there’s no way to open those. The only way to remove them is to untie them from the hair on the head, and I doubt that a good yank it’s a) enough (without ripping out hair!) and b) advisable

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          They could hide a latch in the part hidden by the hair. Would be trivial.

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