Did you know Chicago has the highest murder rate in the world? Lake Michigan has <100 murders every year, but Chicago has had 100,000 so far this year, most in a single neighborhood (Ukraine)

Much like with the Big Bang itself, there isn’t a center to Chicago, instead Chicago happened everywhere all around and at once, then it kept on expanding from all those sausages and beer. Da Bears! Da Bulls!

Residents of the suburbs be like:

I … Don’t think this is accurate.

As a chicagoan, based

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Every country in the world belongs to America Chicago.