• whaleross@lemmy.worldEnglish
    29·
    2 months ago

    Just a friendly reminder for anybody confused that there has been no pet eating by scary pigmenterad people. It was all make believe pulled from floppy racist arses.

  • Xanthrax@lemmy.worldEnglish
    152·
    2 months ago

    I’m not in Ohio, but please don’t eat Bruno either. He doesn’t taste great in Haitian recipes.

    (He was referencing a racist Facebook post about Haitians)

  • Empricorn@feddit.nlEnglish
    10·
    2 months ago

    I once yawned in the face of our family dog and right at that moment, they attempted to lick my face and instead got their tongue inside my mouth. 0/10 Do not want to eat pets.

  • Munkisquisher@lemmy.nzEnglish
    8·
    2 months ago

    I’ll just take a little nibble, but I’ll make loud “OM, NOM, NOM” noises while doing it.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      1·
      2 months ago

      And Maisey solemnly swears that she WILL eat every piece of food you drop on the floor. Then she’ll beg for more.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      9·
      2 months ago

      She will try to lick you. She licks everybody who gives her attention. Except me. I taught her I don’t like being licked. So now I can pet her, and boop her, and (if my sister isn’t looking) give her small amounts of food. Znd she just snuggles up in my lap.

      But she still tries to lick, and I say “heeey”, and she goes “Oh, right. Sorry”. And I go “it’s ok.” And then my sister comes over and is confused why she’s so obsessed with me, or my mom, whenever we visit.

      But I’m the only one she makes an actual effort not to lick.

        • Donjuanme@lemmy.worldEnglish
          1·
          2 months ago

          That’s the top of the slippery slope that leads to consumption.

          If you see a Republican trying to lick your dog, correct the behavior immediately, they’ve proven themselves not able to exhibit self control in those situations.