owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?message-squaremessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up197arrow-down124file-text
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareHow do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前message-square23linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAfghaniscran@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up67arrow-down1·1 年前How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door
minus-squaretoomanypancakes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·1 年前The lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who’s missing? The giraffe! They’re still in the refrigerator.
minus-squareEinar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·1 年前You need to cross a river that’s home to crocodiles. How do you get across safely? You simply swim across. All the crocodiles are at the lion’s meeting!
minus-squareRetreaux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 年前Oh my god this is my favorite joke chain! I use it at least once a year
minus-squareNeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 年前But why don’t you use the bridge?
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door
The lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who’s missing?
The giraffe! They’re still in the refrigerator.
You need to cross a river that’s home to crocodiles. How do you get across safely?
You simply swim across. All the crocodiles are at the lion’s meeting!
Oh my god this is my favorite joke chain! I use it at least once a year
But why don’t you use the bridge?