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    2 months ago

    The other night I had a dream that my sister had talked me into crossdressing at Dave and Busters.

    She had picked out this like sparkly red bugs Bunny sequined dress thing for me to wear, and so I put it on.

    I walk out of the women’s bathroom and I am immediately accosted by some older white dude in his like late 40s who’s getting up in my face and saying, “what are you supposed to be, what should I call you should I call you ma’am, what should I call you?”

    I realized there was no answer I could give this person that would make this go away so in my deepest most manliest voice, loud enough to be heard throughout Dave & Buster’s I said, “FUCK OFF OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU”.

    AND HE FUCKED OFF WHICH WAS NICE.

    But then immediately afterwards I realized that I was about to get kicked out of that Dave and busters while wearing a woman’s dress.

    I always have weird dreams but this is the first time I’ve ever dreamed about cross-dressing or Dave & busters. I have no idea what the fuck I was smoking that night.