• bloopernova
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    1 year ago

    The reason has been purged, intentionally forgotten. Vulcans train their entire lives to take on a dangerous task: once every 66 years, the very best of the best view the reason why Python is banned. Once viewed, the Vulcan confirms that it is indeed a just and necessary action to ban the ancient language.

    After the task is complete, the Vulcan goes utterly, irretrievably insane and dies mere hours later.