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wanderingmagus@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

Sam Bankman-Fried and Diddy Are Cellmates

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Sam Bankman-Fried and Diddy Are Cellmates

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wanderingmagus@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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    Imagine being stuck in a cell with someone that won’t stop talking about crypto

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      Two twitter bots: One won’t stop talking about crypto, the other won’t stop telling you pussy is in bio.

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    Mostly horseshit clickbait. They are both in a lower security dormitory style lockup at the same holding facility e.g. large room with a lot of bunk beds.

    …Combs began living in the same unit as Bankman-Fried and sleeping in a “dormitory-style” room with a number of other defendants last week after he was arrested…

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    Fun

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    That wasn’t even on my 2024 bingo card!

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    “Wake up in the morning feelin’ like P Diddy” yeah how about no, Kesha

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    Do they sell baby oil in commissary?

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    Well, no question about which one is going to be the bottom

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