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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them

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Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

Ohio senator and vice presidential hopeful J.D. Vance is enjoying a high favorability rating from men who misconstrue the routine fulfillment of job duties by bartenders for flirting.

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Bro I think that stripper likes me
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  She’s totally giving you the eye. Go for it dude!

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