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Meanwhile Simba has a perfectly good mother.
Damn right he has 🥵
She’s single, you know…
Twice a widow 😏
That looks like the headshot she used to get the part to play Simba’s mom.
Hey I’ve seen that video
(Yes. I know I have a dark sense of humor)
Honestly, maybe not the easiest concept for Disney to pull off when more than a hundred of their films (a little over half) have a main character with one or both parents dead or missing. Even with just the ones on the box, Ariel’s mom is dead, Max’s mom is dead, Tiana’s dad dies off-camera during the movie, and we all know what happens to Mufasa.
Wait what happens to mufasa? He lives to the end right? He’s a strong father figure for Simba right?
It’s ok, Simba gets two gay dad’s and everything works out fine. Hakuna Matata!
He went to the store to get milk. He’ll be back any day now.
Poor Mufasa is taking a while because he got stuck in transit. A bunch of gnus causing a jam or something
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as GNU, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, LINUX plus GNU. GNU is just one replacable suite of libraries ,not an operating system unto itself. It is but another free component of a fully functioning Linux system made useful by the vastly complicated hardware to software communication protocols. Shell utilities and “vital system components”, are not enough to be called a full OS , as much as some 80s guys that created POSIX would like it to be.
It’s better than Beat the Kids. The government frowns down on that.
Can we at least all agree that the best game in this franchise is Beat the Meat?
it’s so funny how you just know that was the proposed title at first and someone pointed it out and that’s how they fixed it
I watched that movie when I was 9 and feel out of the loop. Was there a Jerry Springer moment I totally whooshed?
!Mufasa dies at around the midway point!<
True but it’s not canon and all in good fun like Super Smash. I think Ariel is funnier because she has all sorts of reasons to want to kill her dickhole of a dad
True but it’s not canon
Mufasa dying isn’t canon? The fuck are you saying lol
The game isn’t canon.
Which…okay whatever, weird comment…but that’s what they meant.
Disney is planning on retconing the original lion king so they can make new movies unhampered by existing lore and tell the stories they want to tell.
Hard to beat the parents if they’re fucking dead
Or super easy
I sings about wanting to be king and then his dad dies?
He didn’t do it though so, I’m also a little lost. Unless they are talking about real life lion pride dynamics again.
I think the joke is just that his dad is dead
“Long live the king.”
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