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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

de cuckstoel (update)

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de cuckstoel (update)

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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    7 months ago

    geef me een klap papa

  • elbucho@lemmy.world
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    Nobody will ever be able to convince me that Dutch is a serious language developed by people who weren’t just trying to troll both English and German speakers.

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      On the one hand: this is not Dutch. On the other hand: yes.

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        It’s not? Could’ve fooled Google Translate.

        • watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Some of the words are Dutch, yes. But not those

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            I mean, that’s basically saying that someone who uses slang isn’t speaking their native language. Poopensharten and cuckstoel might not be explicitly Dutch, but they’re Dutch-ish in an otherwise Dutch sentence.

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              Those words are not Dutch and neither is the grammar of the sentence, if you accept those words as real. Poopensharten is not Dutch-like, our words are not constructed like that and the phonemes are wrong for the language. I’m guessing it’s an American slang term. The sentence is pseudo-Dutch, and that’s what makes it funny, even to native Dutch speakers.

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      “Poopensharten” has me rolling

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        On the cuckstool, no less. I feel sorry for his wife, her bull was so disgusted he couldn’t finish.

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    Shitposting is that way —>>

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    Ain’t no way “poopensharten” is a real word 💀

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      https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=der Poopensharten

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        Welp. TIL I guess.

  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works
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    A very important update indeed

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    NOOOOOOOO THAT SEAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE COMFIEST SEAT BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE THE BUTT MARK! IT WAS SO COMFY THAT SOMEONE UNLEASED THEIR BOWLS ONTO IT

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