• A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
    129·
    3 months ago

    “Dude who’s in denial about being bisexual has hobosexual relationship with another man, is shocked that they developed feelings”

    Yeah that 100% checks out actually

    • davidagain@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      3 months ago

      A greentext. All the best greentexts are a wild ride. I admit it’s very much not always a window into how other people live, but it sure is a window into how other people think!

    • ladEnglish
      1·
      3 months ago

      Well, rubber fist may really be a different thing. I even think that a real fist or even a dick sometimes doesn’t imply homosexually, only asserting dominance :(

  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
    28·
    2 months ago

    Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they’re “so aethetical” and despised vajayjays coz “they’re disgusting axe-wounds”. When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I’m just “straightphobe” and seeing gays everywhere.

    I didn’t really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.

    • thanatotus@lemmy.ml
      7·
      3 months ago

      Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi or gay.

      That’s hilarious, I wouldn’t know how to react lmao

      • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
        5·
        2 months ago

        In hindsight it kinda was funny. Though also supersad, seeing him THAT delusional just because we are the remnants of a generation brought up with hate for gays. I didn’t really cared about his sexual preferences. He was a great dude. Yet he’s gone due to this repression of such a trivial matter.

    • Hadriscus@lemm.ee
      5·
      2 months ago

      He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.

      Nah, lol. I can’t believe this

      • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
        1·
        2 months ago

        I still can’t either… Then again, people really believe some fantasy-stories about some omnipotent god and his son’s adventures on earth. So why shouldn’t one believe one is straight, despite all sign one is not. At least it would make more sense than most cults stories 😁

  • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    27·
    3 months ago

    Is self-identified cis people getting HRT a thing? I’m genuinely curious, I assume it’s all DIY, right? In any case, that was a wild ride

    • psivchaz@reddthat.com
      25·
      3 months ago

      Yeah a cis dude might get testosterone if his normal testosterone is low. I assume there’s something similar for women. I don’t think that’s what this guy is talking about though.

      • EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        19·
        3 months ago

        It’s fairly common for women to start taking estrogen post menopause because their estrogen levels drop, and that can cause issues like losing bone density. I believe HRT was originally developed specifically for that reason, and it was only later that they tried using it to treat gender dysphoria.

        But in this case, they specifically call out being a femboy on HRT, which I think pretty clearly says that they’re on estrogen for that female figure. Whether it’s DIY or just informed consent is anyone’s guess, though.

    • CrystalRainwater@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      3·
      2 months ago

      Think some HRT femboys do consider themselves cis. At that point tho imo it’s just a matter of personal labels since they are definitely non conforming

    • ladEnglish
      1·
      3 months ago

      I thought “straight” ≠ “cis”, only “hetero”, but I may have been wrong

    • recklessengagement@lemmy.world
      1·
      3 months ago

      I know a straight cis femboy who wants to take HRT - I dont fully understand it, but I respect its his right to do what he wants with his body and identify however he pleases.

      Some people just want more customization options I guess

  • VelvetStorm@lemmy.world
    27·
    3 months ago

    Can’t tell if oop is transman or transwoman or cis guy on hrt. No matter which one they are still bi and should just learn to accept it.

      • Laurentide@pawb.socialEnglish
        51·
        3 months ago

        The same reason anyone would be: because their current body doesn’t match their gender identity and they want to change that. This person just happened to start inside the same arbitrary social category as their destination.

        • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
          3·
          3 months ago

          I’m confused

          The word cisgender (often shortened to cis; sometimes cissexual) describes a person whose gender identity corresponds to their sex assigned at birth, i.e., someone who is not transgender.

          If they’re taking hrt it sounds like they’d want to change their gender

          • Laurentide@pawb.socialEnglish
            8·
            3 months ago

            Just as some AMAB (Assigned Male At Birth) men want to look more masculine and will work out at the gym or take testosterone supplements, some AMAB men are femboys and may temporarily take feminizing HRT to look less masculine.

            Both are trying to change their bodies to better fit their gender identity, and femboy is clearly a different identity from gym bro, but they are both male gender identities.

          • VelvetStorm@lemmy.world
            2·
            3 months ago

            Low to no sexdrive and they want to have one

            Trying to stop or slow down the progression of male pattern baldness

            Loss of muscle mass.

            To fix low testosterone

            Maybe they are not trans but want to be more feminine looking.

    • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      23·
      3 months ago

      since by straight they meant liking women I assume it’s a transman no? I’m unsure too though

    • davidagain@lemmy.worldEnglish
      18·
      3 months ago

      Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!

      In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.

      Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.

      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
        6·
        3 months ago

        If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!

        I’m a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.

        Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.

        I agree with the sentiment, but the idea that a dude - particularly a young horny dude - isn’t going to cum with a fucking sexy whisper in his ear is crazy. Never even mind the Kinsey Scale, this seems to deny the idea of being horny.

        • davidagain@lemmy.worldEnglish
          5·
          2 months ago

          In other news, my friend got me to try carrot in his meat and potato pie, and I was all “keep that orange shit off my plate” but he was persistent and I caved and tried it for the first time in a decade (with a big chunk of meat) and I didn’t hate it at all.

          I shouted at him when he fed me “some kind of exotic shredded fruit peel cake, try it, it’s really moist and tasty” and when I liked it admitted it was carrot cake. I shouted a lot, and he just laughed at me and offered me another stupid delicious slice, the git.

          So I think the lesson we all learned is that when I think I can’t possibly be persuaded to try something and that I find the very idea unpleasant, I might well be wrong. Quite, quite wrong.

          So, Jamie, wherever you are these days, sorry. If I had my time over I’d give it a try. The internet agrees with your point about who gives the best head, and I hope you’re happy somewhere with some lucky guy who is indeed having the Jamie “I wouldn’t just blow your dick, I would fucking blow your mind” treatment. Seems stupid in retrospect not to have said yes.

          You did say “call me when you’re drunk and horny enough”. Well, today’s that day, but I don’t have your number and there’s no way I’m involving our parents in a decade-overdue “Does Jamie want to come round to play?”

        • davidagain@lemmy.worldEnglish
          3·
          2 months ago

          I’m a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.

          Once I did it with my right hand, but I’m left handed, if you know what I mean. You really notice the dick in your hand when you do it that way, I can tell you. I learned some things about myself that day. Things I didn’t tell my homies, despite them all having dicks that I had very much not been thinking about, but which must inevitably have similar fundamental characteristics.

      • davidagain@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        3 months ago

        Are you saying that to experience a whole new type of sensational overload you would need to let go of your preconceived ideas and just let what’s gonna happen happen? Give in and give it up? It’s a lot to ask, a lot to ask.

  • ikidd@lemmy.worldEnglish
    13·
    3 months ago

    I’m so confused. I think I’m just going to go soak in the tub and stare at my toes.