• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    It’s good that the pizza turned out as it did because there are raw cherry tomatoes and cucumber eyes on a pizza. Those aren’t toppings, they are hallmarks or mentally unsettled individuals. Tomatoes become molten, spraying tomato magma and seed all over a person’s mouth and lips. And cucumbers have a purpose, unless there are only 2 and they are fastened to olive pupils without toothpicks. Don’t trust edible “glue”.