• Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Originally they thought that Helene would be a cat 3, too.

    But the Democrats aim with the Hurricane machine proclaimed by MTG is getting better. Maybe the third try actually turns Mar-a-Lago into a pile of rubble.

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      2 months ago

      I’m on the team running the weather machine this time. We are very excited for this run!

      After gathering so much data from the last several storms, we finally have the power to call hurricanes and tornadoes exactly where we want them to go!

      We’ll be feasting on the fetuses Boden personally hands us after this run, fellas!

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        2 months ago

        I just put 3,000 Soros bucks into the Jade Helmet system with instructions to level the homes of any florida lemmygrad commenters in this post. You’re doing “there is no god”’s work, friend.

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        2 months ago

        Great, you just gave maga all the fully verified truth they need to confirm their insanity…