Hey ladies!! I know our numbers are not has big here as our group once was but I love you all. I was in the Reddit snark when we were under 500 and I appreciate you all!! It’s World Mental Health day - an important day to me - but the past few years I have felt disgusted as every influencer with perfect profile photos and the most idiotic traumas use today to be “relatable” or “real”. It’s so gross seeing their posts complaining about everyday shit like folding the laundry or watching TV in the middle of the day.
Whatever you’re struggling with I hope you all feel seen, supported and loved. If not - find it, find someone to help you find it. If you’re feeling heavy today I hope you know you are a real WOW - worthy and fuckin important.
On my snark note our B Sarah is so self observed in France that she forgot skinsuits birthday and to play her mental heath card. Influencer priorities - just tuck stuff away until it’s convenient!
This is so nice and lovely to read! I also LOL’d at skin suit so thank you haha. I hope you’re having a good day ♥️.
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Thanks for your post! I love our little group too and it feels like we’re doing what we can to combat the mindfuck the Influencers hand people daily. World Mental Health Day is the perfect time to remember these people don’t care one bit about their followers’ health they only care about the clicks.
I swear she posted this exact same type of video on another trip where she had to wear workout clothes. I’d have a hard time being confident too if I used filters to change my face and body and then had to show myself in public without them. She’d have a lot easier time if she was just herself 100% of the time.
I’m cackling at her face here though, can tell she’s sucking in for dear life lol.
The left side of her arm blending into the wall tho…bwhahaha
So in her pool video she posted…where are all her stretch marks? Is it magic water or air? Her stretcharks go up to her breasts almost…but ya…disappear in the the pool. Weird??? Stop fucking filtering Birdshit.
Had the exact same thought. Did she set the camera up so far away hoping that no one would notice?
What is wrong with her? This very obviously some sort of filter.
Obviously. She,has no stretch marks when in reality they are big, long and deep.
Verrrrry obvious!!!
You are correct! I can’t see them at all in this video.
Maybe the water there has the magic powers of Iceland? 😂
Lmfao. Sucking in so hard and she’s filtered. You could see her stomach through her black dress yesterday and it was a lot bigger. She’s a fraud
I don’t know anything about Glamzilla and I’m just watching her stories to see Birdie but I did think her story with the yoga clothes seemed honest.
She’s so uncomfortable
Ya just like here when everyone was ignoring her
This was so good!!
Hahaha. Such a try hard
They went to an Italian restaurant? Who planned this?
The only thing she posted was some bread!!! Wow. …oh wait…small corn and small butter…
*tiny banana’s . I wonder if she eats normally or makes a lot of excuses. Gluten intolerance, IBS etc.
How many days will this France performance be?
Maybe she should look at her actual face lol
Looked a lot bigger in the picture you didn’t take Birdshit
So far my takeaway is, Caudalie over charges their loyal customers for their products so they can afford to fly useless “influencers” across the planet so they can be treated to a 5* experience for absolutely no reason.
This is a thoughtful statement! This trip has the value of a month’s or two salary. Are they attributing their success selling serums to these influencers?! I guess the trips, in theory, are in lieu of them paying for advertising but it’s all based in the same gross manipulative culture of trying to keep up with 1% socialite culture. The brand is tapping into insecurities, sadness and feelings of not being good enough to make bank. It’s sad and I hate these brands who, like influencers, may have once had a good vision but now just portray abundance in a way that will never help woman feel truly loved or strong.
See what they’re doing here? Very cult. Very MLM
Caudalie isn’t even showcasing it on their own IG! I don’t understand the point! Glamzilla has kinda talked about the products, but the other ones have not at all!! I have learned nothing. It’s so stupid and weird.
Glamzilla is using old content regarding products it seems. That Izzi chick has posted jack! I have no idea who the hell she is or what she does. The Caudalie pr girl has less than 2,000 instagram followers and is posting squat. I have zero idea what the point is other than spending a butt load of $$$ on these clowns.
Yep! With Sarah sharing her affiliate links and her 250$ shoes. Hag.
Lmao those basic ass shoes are $250? PASS
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Shoulder pulled back (check). Neck extended and strained (check). Side profile face (check). So effin predictable. Lets not mention the fresh filler to the hills and the orange tone is certainly oranging
Everything is so curated. She’s the biggest joke!
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Lmao.
She acts so fucking weird when she’s alone in her bed in a hotel room. Like she’s always looking off like she’s talking to someone in the room yet she’s all by herself with her phone. Just a weirdo.
I don’t know how anyone can take this airhead seriously.
God I hate her face
“I don’t drink”….send Maury this pic
She’s a creepy weirdo.
Filter is glitching up on the C. Aaaand in about a zillion other spots. Nice work, bird.
Idiot in Paris
This is giving some serious privileged white lady mocking and disrespecting a foreign culture. Super gross, not cute, clever or funny AT ALL!
She thinks she’s being so chic and classy but as always with her she just comes off looking like an idiot. What kind of 39 year old carries around a toddler purse in Paris?
Also the extra baggy clothes this week is just hilarious. She thinks she’s being Parisian but she’s just doing it to hide her body from cameras.
Nice Halloween costume mom.
Omg people don’t wear those hats…anyways…she’s looking so much larger than she’s been portraying…
Yes and wearing baggy clothing pretending that she’s embraced a different “style” while in France when she’s really trying to hide.
This photo is ridiculous, there being fun and quirky and then there’s being ignorant.
I laugh that she’s hiding the weight she didn’t lose. This show what a crappy, self centred person she is. She faked extreme weight loss because she values thin people more. Her lies and fraud-filters make people feel bad about their bodies and faces. What a bitch.
Is this her ugly pleather jacket?! It’s so ugly. She looks like an idiot.
I just looked at the post - it’s a new ugly leather jacket 😂. Is she trolling us?
Really?? It looks identical to the other pos she thinks looks good.
Not hideous pleather jacket 2.0 😱 why does she refuse to invest in quality staples for her wardrobe. Especially if it’s her career job to be photographed and promote things as an alleged professional.
It’s because it hasn’t been gifted to her yet.
I wonder how her SOO “family” feels about this?! What a slap in the face to never travel there to visit but she’ll go as a “speaker”. She just gets worse and worse.
They probably don’t want to see her. It’s not like she’d interact with them or genuinely visit.
I wouldn’t pay a dime to see this dipshit.
Please notice how every speaker has a title or qualification, but hers is just her Instagram tag. 🙄
And she is listed 1st. Is that supposed to indicate she is top dog here?
I would read it like a concert. She’s the opening band that’s on so early and nobody wants to see
🤣 I like the way you think!
I do not really no much about being an influencer or whatever they are logistically. Does the brand know what they are getting or do they only see what we see? When she arrives is it a straight up what we ordered vs what we got🤔
I’m only assuming they care about their follow count and other stats. 🤷♀️
Ohhh, ok that makes “sense”, as much as any of this bizarro brand rep thing can. I am naive in my thinking the brand looks for people to represent them in a professional manner 🙃 If I was the brand I would be horrified by what she has been posting BTS of the trip that was paid for to promote the brand. The belly on the counter, the penis tree, etc… Clearly that is not how it works😂 because brands keep using her.
And acting like a tool about speaking French. She is so uncultured.
Much like when NFL Canada sent her to Brazil and her content was awful. She legit made a video of Shane tackling her to take her to bed to prove how much he loves her body, like what did nfl Canada think of how she showcased that trip.
Sure 👍 I can feel the pain just looking at them.
affiliate those are the ugliest shoes ever!
Waiting for the black toes after walking around in these all day.
What about this does she think is new for her? An oversized outfit with an affiliate link is exactly what I expect from her.
She’s trying to explain away why she wore big sloppy outfits. It’s not fashion, she’s trying to hide.
She’s always low key obsessed…with herself and random shit. 🙄🙄🙄
You can still see that ear peeking out. I never realized how massive they are
Whenever she knows there’s a chance of her true face being shown, she pulls stupid sh*t like this. Every. Single. Time.
This still looks nothing like her filtered face so the jokes on her
Yep and fully looks her age. Where’d 22 year old Sarah go?
She’s a con, she plays a game and she knows exactly what she’s doing.
Looking so dumb as always
Some of her sloppiest photo editing yet on her most recent grid post. Wonky lines behind her, warped pool edges…yikes.
Of course them going to the Eiffel tower is all about Sarah’s first time seeing it. Yet this is a woman who wanted to bag off the Paris day to go see the goddamn disney castle and take a selfie with it, she didn’t even care about the Eiffel Tower yesterday!!
She got a free trip…and…she didn’t do shit.
I would love to know why someone is filming her. The fake voice she channeled made gag “Wow”
I wondered too. She really thinks she’s living in a reality show and needs a camera on her at all times.
Is this forehead bump/ridge/terrain I keep seeing in the unedited by her pics from too much Botox?
As someone who once got too much Botox, yes.
Like a cling on
She always has to be the wide eyes wittle girl how just jumped off daddy’s lap. Moron.
Yes - the childlike wonder crap - it’s a personality she should give a rest. She just comes of as needy and stupid.
The eyes are giving psycho
If she doesn’t immediately plan a trip to go back to France I will be shocked.
100%. I bet in a matter of weeks she’ll be announcing a trip there. Will she bring her kids is the question?
She seriously has no smarts or street smarts at all. 2 valuable things right in the open, for anybody to just run by and grab…which they do. Idiot
How does this happen? “Ok, ok someone film me walking seeing the Eiffel Tower” it’s crazy! So staged!
How she must really be feeling inside having Sasha and Glamzilla acting like they practically live in France part time. This B list underwear model wants to be fancy but she’s all Amazon links and porch geese.
I’ve had so many WTF moments observing Sarah but this pep talk and “you did it, you made it to Paris” from Glamzilla is absurd. Sarah could have travelled to France, many, many times. What’s better than a sponsored trip to Paris?! One you saved for, planned and get to enjoy with your favourite people or your family. I’ve never observed these self absorbed influencers on a brand trip before and I’ve never been more disgusted! I hope woman don’t think this is goals - it’s not!
I wonder what version of Sarah teen bride story she told them acting like a trip to Paris was out of reach.
She probably discussed how she was almost living on the streets, one of her many bold faced lies. Her parents do well. Her ex husband does well. What 20 year old gets to buy a home without having a job? A spoiled one. She wasn’t a penniless single mom. She was a women who decided she was bored with her hard working husband and wanted to have more fun and freedom, so she left. She didn’t have a messy divorce, her ex hasn’t dragged her name. She was handed a career on a silver platter. She lived with her parents for a few months. She went out. She partied and then she rolled right back into her home. Daddy bought it back for her. She’s a spoiled brat.
She acts like a toddler and gets treated like one. It’s so bizarre.
Such a simple statement and so very true! Astounding!