• SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    You sir, what’s your name?

    “Hammer… Jack Hammer.”

    [Scribbles] Ham…mer… that’s with two M’s?

    “Yes… why?”

    Mr. Hammer, here’s your citation for destroying the bench. You can call this number here to inquire about court dates and fines.