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Part of the problem here is that’s a lore inaccurate spider. It shows most of the legs attached to the abdomen, when all eight legs and the pedipalps are all attached to the cephalothorax.
This guy spiders
I very don’t. I’m a pretty serious arachnophobe. But you know what they say, know thy enemy. Their chest is also their head.
Relatable
So I think a spider would Donald Duck it and wear a shirt but no pants.
Jair?
Indeed
2 looks like a Tachikoma
- makes the most sense to me, because I anthropomorphize things alot.
- would make the most sense to a scientist. (Can’t recall the name for a spider specialist)
- would make the most sense if the spider was also a rapper and/or part of an inner city gang
arachnologist
No no it is obviously spiderist.
Spiderist sounds more like someone who discriminates against spiders.
Sign ne up those freaks have 8 legs. Leave some shoes for the rest of us.
Damn spiders invading our homes and taking all our shoes and hunting all our flies. And then they have rhe gall to just set up camp in a corner of a room?! Um hello you got a permit for that web mister or will I have to call the cops on ya???
Stop being spiderist, arachnids are people too!
The question is not “how”. The question is “why”.
I think somewhere between 2 and 3. 3 looks weird because the spider’s ass is uncovered (it’s like if your pants ended at the crotch) and 2 looks more like a spider jumpsuit or pants pulled over the belly.
I saw (I think) the original instance of this meme.
Every time I forget it, another evolution of it pops up.
I love it.
Hmmm, how does it get its change out of its pocket?
- Short shorts
- Pants
- Assless chaps
ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS! GOODNIGHT!
Number three seems like the equivalent of assless chaps. I vote two
All chaps are assless. That’s why they’re chaps and not pants
I think of the assless part as depending on whether the individual has chosen to wear a layer underneath the chaps.
I vote three, for the exact same reason.
2
2 is normal cut trousers, 1 is low cut. 3 is spider chaps
I assume pants are supposed to cover reproductive organs as well as legs, so 2.
Unfortunately.
Ever seen a spider molting? It’s practically 2.
Number two, unless it’s a slutty spider. Then number one.
Answer, they wouldn’t
Agreed, spiders are notoriously free spirited
Aka, Harlots!
That’s why I hang out with spiders instead of people
