• stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Turns out he’s allergic to oranges dies you take his place to preserve the time line but forgot he gets stabbed 23 times the next day.

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        21 days ago

        Get your hands on some german Fanta. It’s the good slightly less shitty stuff.

        The color difference alone says it all:

        image of US vs German Fanta

        • desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          21 days ago

          gross, fanta is supposed to be orange, not yellow. Who thought making a drink taste like a plant was a good idea, drinks are supposed to taste like chemicals and colors.

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          21 days ago

          i’m European too, i don’t think it having probably 10%? of actual orange juice makes it much better tbh

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      22 days ago

      Yeah, but they’re not mad at you. You’re a different person. If you give grandiose claims, you can make it another 6 months, even if you don’t fulfill any promises. It’ll give you time to dip out or conquer the Gauls.