I’d like to point out here that since I was banned from Reddit (for what? Who knows-birdie didn’t like getting called out with receipts, I guess), when she says her dr said she was “bone on bone,” I’m almost sure that was the time she said she “lost feeling in my legs” when in actuality it was a PINCHED NERVE from doing yoga incorrectly. Shane’s gf at the time (when he started seeing Birdie on the side) was a yoga instructor. So naturally, Sarah took up yoga all of a sudden. She had the worst form and, at one point, posted a pic of a headstand where she was in danger of injuring her neck, and the comments reflected that. Soon after that, she had a pinched nerve, making it “hurt to walk.” The bone on the bone was about no lubrication between joints and inflammation (something to that effect), which had nothing to do with how thin she was. The way this lady lies about everything is wild. WILDDDDD
Just came across this post on Instagram, the second slide shows her slimming down the picture. Birdie’s method to a T
https://www.instagram.com/p/DBHWXpPyqyf/?igsh=MXN5OHdpZGRlcHRpMA==
This is a great video!
Someone needs to send that to her
If I wasn’t blocked I would!
She has no talent. No niche except “body positivity” and that’s quickly fading. The trend is leaning towards fitness and thinness. Taking care of yourself is in. Body neutrality and loving your health is becoming bigger than just showing off your stretch marks. We all have them. Nobody cares anymore. People don’t need an influencer to tell them they are acceptable.
Someone appears to be having a mid life crisis as her BIG FOUR-O is looming nearer and nearer.
Not another grifted facial! Where is all Birdshit’s NYC friends she was supposed to hang with? JAZZ Hands 👋
She just wanted to sound like she has friends all over the world but there was no one as usual. She’ll just claim they were busy. Just like her made up story about her new Texas friends at Wicked claiming she’s their new niece 🙄
I don’t think anyone actually likes to be around her. Maybe Alice. The person she had dinner with is a Shine taken manager, so she’s also paid to be nice to her.
I think neighbour B is obsessed with her too
Wonder what she is going full skank mode for? For herself to drool over? To keep SI watching her?
I’m soooooo confused by this. Who is this even for? She ditched her family to go do this? I bet her marriage is 100% on the rocks, she seems to hardly even interact with Shane anymore after shoving it down our throats a month or so ago. Now she’s off in NYC doing sexy photoshoots for no reason?
And the fact it’s giving her real face and body yet she’s filtering herself the whole trip is just baffling. She’s so confusing and a mindfuck and I’m sick of it. Yet everyone is in her comments fawning over this.
We posted at the same time 😂. Is it just me - her unfiltered face all overdone like this makes her look older and a little hard.
I have never seen someone’s face show up constantly looking different like her does. She is such a thirsty desperate Ho.
Ugh - sorry for the second post. When she gets all high and mighty I just get so disgusted. I think you were spot on about SI - she’s trying to get into the model, beauty space. She is nothing but a body…always on display.
She says the pics are going to change her life! We’ll see if her dreams can come true without her friend buying her a spot on the runway. The sands have shifted again and it looks like the skinny aesthetic is coming back in fashion so she may be disappointed. She also may have forgotten she just might be too old!
I swear she is trying to get back to Paris to walk a runway. L’Oréal perhaps, just like Glamzilla and other influencers were doing right before the Caudalie trip. They all went to Disneyland Paris as well.
Glamzilla moved to the US and is doing brand trips constantly. She went to Hawaii with Kosas right after Paris. Laura Lee is Korea with Laneige. I think she is angling for more trips like that. The difference is they are actually talented makeup artists who put work into their content. Also… umm they are younger and childless. They can jet off (i mean she does too but still).
When all her kids refuse to be content, she’s got to rely on something. After all, she had no education or talent. I hate this attention whore.
I was thinking the other day how non-existent B and J are on her Instagram now. J used to love coming on her Instagram now she’s non existent, even she’s over it. She’s always just posting about being with M now on the weekends even though she acted like M was off to a faraway land for university.
I can’t stand her.
Of course she brought hunters photos for reference because when can she ever be original 🙄
Holy shit. She looks like a real housewife who’s baked her skin with baby oil in the 80’s with too much plastic surgery later on in life. I would say she’s at least 45-50 looking at this pic.
Yes - best description!! So far from the face she usually shared.
Who admires a woman whose whole personality is bragging about escaping and abandoning her life as much as possible? This is what we should choose?
Also - these stupid glam photoshoots she does. Why? And this IS NOT the girth she posts either!
A reminder that this is how Sarah shares her body when she shares images she controls.
Quite the difference and this is from about three weeks ago.
This image is particularly unhinged
Wow it’s so crazy to see this photo after her reel today. What a mind fuck. This should be posted on insta vs reality.
Agree. This is a PERFECT insta vs reality side by side
It amazes me how proud she is to leave her family behind. Like of course parents deserve a life outside of their kids but she is just SO proud of it. She’s gone away 3 times in the last two weeks without a single care in the world, she just gives zero fucks about anyone but herself and she’s so proud of it. She makes me nauseous.
But guys. This could change HER life. Her her her her
Wonder why she didn’t put something on that shows her stomach. She has it stuffed behind pleather…
She’s in a yellow bikini somewhere.
Blurred out too?
Where did her stretch marks go?!
They come and go whenever she needs them, just like her PMDD.
Definitely stuffed like a sausage. Here’s a photo she forgot to repost
Id also like to see the unedited pic. I’m sorry but the entire thing is blurred…
And that arm gets weeeeeird
And yes…we all know that some bodies change after having babies. Some of my friends went back into their jeans the day after having a baby…some got bigger, some got stretch marks. All woman are different. She’s annoying
Forget Mamma Mia, her new personality of loving Wicked has been unlocked just in time for the movie 🙄 I’m sure she’ll be sent some freebies now and I’m sure she’ll be sent a snow globe too.
Such a fan, but didn’t go see it once the entire time it was playing in Toronto all summer… She’s a hashtag, clout chaser
Nobody sent her tickets that’s why. The fact she actually bought Broadway tickets and didn’t try to grift for them is shocking.
And she’s always behind on what everyone is talking about.
Forever running behind the bandwagon but never quite on time
🤡 gets a facial
What in the Sigourney Weaver is going on here…!!!
Her dream is to have dolphin skin, no wonder she always filters herself that way 🙄 keep giving away your secrets hun!
I hope her face breaks out!
Why not just put the poor girl in tap class instead of playing pretend. Such a shitty mother
let L do anything that’s enriching and include social interactions with other children? Never!
I don’t get why they won’t let that little girl do anything worthwhile for her life. It’s all going to NK’s, going to the mall and being filmed for content. She gets to do nothing worthwhile. No going to the library, play groups, gymnastics, ballet, tap dancing (like you said), anything that involves other kids, etc.
Bird doesn’t want her bringing home germs, she doesn’t want to end up sick and not be able to capitalize on all the free travel.
It’s such an old excuse considering I’m the one she told that too when I questioned why L got taken out of preschool but Disneyland is okay 😂
Glad she’s okay delaying her kids life so she can travel instead.
Instead, she will travel and bring all the germs home to her family
What happened to gymnastics?
She’s just a shitty person. Fake, hypocritical, shallow, insecure, unhealed, perpetuating harmful ideology, lack of critical thinking, unoriginal, uninteresting, hypochondriac, idiot!
PMDD is back! Honestly shocked she didn’t include an affiliate link for the little cloud 🤣
It got loud the same time instagram will take false information reports for filtering and altered images.
Oh I’ve been going on a report spree on her page
Nothing a naked pic post won’t fix
He sharing that comment like that person can’t have an opinion. She’s shared photos of a “gym bro” and made fun of them in the past. She has an ugly, ugly spirit.
And I’d add that her perfect edited, filled and treated face sends a very clear message to other woman about how one must look. That old saying - actions speak louder than words.
Winter is coming. ☁️
PMDD got loud when she has yet another trip coming up? Probably gonna be a trip where there will be pictures of her.
Is the PMDD coming with her to the airport tonight or is she leaving it at home?
She’ll forget all about it once she ditches the fam again
Her pmdd got loud? Wow. She’s a flake
So loud she was able to still get up, post on line, go out to a busy mall and get ready to travel for fun. She’s so full of shit. I know she was going to post for attention and sympathy when she posted this photo this am.
This is her fake having a hard day but trying face.
“Fam jam time” next story is them at the mall again after she was just there yesterday 🙄 wow yea great family time. Why not a nice walk on a city trail and some ice cream after? Or literally anything that isn’t shopping??
Wonder where she’s jetting off to now? She legit does not spend more than 2 days at a time with L.
ETA: love how she’s trying to look fresh faced here while still using a filter lol
Why does her forehead look like it’s buldging out all the time now?
She looks a mess. She’s overdoing the Botox and the lip injections.
It’s referred to as TMB or TMF. take your pick but most people’s foreheads do not bulge like this.
What does that stand for lol
I assume Too Much Botox or Too Much Filler.
Bingo. You know me too well. Lol
Ahhh lol. Love it
I have no idea what this fake ass woman is trying to say here but I sure hope no one takes any parent advice from this hobby mom (her words). I’m sure she stole this story line from someone else. I truly believe Sarah is not only harming her own family but others with her messaging, her lack of perspective and manipulation.
This isn’t a new take for her - I remember her being somewhere, maybe the Beyoncé concert, and one of the kids was sending her things they needed, she said something about how she’s always on the clock whether she’s there or not
Very intimate solo pod. Did she record it while in a bubble bath with her toys?
I wanted to post this too! I feel it’s a clap back at us snarkers who always question why she spends so much time away from her kids and especially L without any care. So now she has to be all woe is me with the same old story of “I never got to live this life before” 🙄
She’s definitely lurking … I feel like her speaking about wearing fitted clothes rather that baggy. Someone had said this on the snark while she was in France.
Wtf. She’s literally talking about Birdshit …these people are fucked lol
It’s so annoying. Stand on business and mean what you say. If i was yapping on Twitter about something, you won’t catch me taking a picture with whom I’m talking about. Anything for internet clout I guess.
We see this all the time from so many influencers and how they align with others for clout and water down their message. How sad Sarah can’t even be brought into a conversation she’s just adored for her 2.5 mil fake followers but this woman who brings representation and thoughtful dialogue.
How interesting she didn’t even mention or give any publicity to the event she was at. The site didn’t share any photos of her brave self on the stage!
Love how the other women are dressed classy and then there’s Sarah’s with her tits nearly popping out 🙄
The conference site said the dress code was business attire. I don’t think she knows what that means.
Clearly she thinks it’s tits out lol
Berry-burst pleather with a side order of skank.
Absolutely no concept of professionalism or class.
Meanwhile…
Whoever set this up needs to be emailed and educated on her choice of speaker. What a joke
What the hell was this cringe ass performance. The fake laughing made me gag.
This was very strange - is she giddy because an older man paid attention to her?
What is she even doing in NY?
Important people and then sarah who takes naked photos of her stretch marks 🤦🏻♀️
From the looks of it she was in a break out session - I doubt there was even a stage. There are no photos, did anyone even go? If Sarah has any small reason to leave her family, she will jump on it.
So funny to read both their amazing achievements and what they do, and then read Sarah’s blurb
It’s an absolute joke having her advertised beside them!
I just can’t anymore…