rOzeclawz Follow 2d ago
what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went “you havent made a list in a while!” are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now
WW3 have that unblockable Presidential Alert emergency notification. There’s no escape. 😔
Unless one disabled the correct system APK through ADB of course.
Unless one lives in one of the 194 of the 195 countries on the planet, which is extremely fuckin likely
What?! I don’t even have a president!
“I don’t even have a president!” -Cheryl Tunt