not sure what ricing is

You bury your device in rice because using it makes it hot. It sweats a lot and wet is bad. It has to be uncooked because otherwise it would have too much calories and battery gets bloated.

Did that but when they took me to the police station for questioning, all the police officers were forced to use Windows too! I knew I couldn’t trust them so I simply did a vim icanttrustthepolice.py, typed import escape_from_police_department as according_to_all_known_laws_of_aviation # gotta avoid suspicion, and now I plan to run this python file to get me out of here. Unfortunately, I need to figure out how to exit Vim…