Would hit the spot right about now.

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    12 hours ago

    Granted, the bowl never empties and you have an endless hunger that only grows stronger the more you eat.

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        9 hours ago

        Oh no, the monkey’s paw only grants cursed wishes based upon the sin my wish infringes upon? How foreign a concept.

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          3 hours ago

          Actually, no. Monkeys paw grants the wish as stated, but in a way you didn’t want. It’s not “your wish comes true, and also this terrible thing”, it’s “a terrible thing happens and, as a result, your wish comes true.”