• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      5 days ago

      Hitler v1.0.0.0001

      • now with more blatant sexism
      • introduced improved racist algorithm
      • reduced charisma iot connect with untrained users
      • increased fragility of ego to keep charisma in check
      • decreased intelligence to stabilize ego and fortify charisma
      • fatter model to survive harsher winters
      • smaller hand model to appear taller
      • added slurred speech algorithm iot appear incompetent (helps with connecting to poorly configured user systems)
    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      5 days ago

      Probably closer to 8.0 at this point. From Chang Kai Shek to Augusta Pinochet to Idi Amin to Bong Bong Marcos, we’ve been minting new fascists practically every decade.

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        It’s like the fascists wanted a new Hitler but went to the cheapest Chinese factory they could find and failed to specify most of the parameters (as I understand it, Chinese manufacturers are pretty good at following specifications, but anything you don’t specify might as well be randomized).

        And then, when they sent an early sample to show that they’re about 33% of the way there, they just cancelled the rest and went with that sample.

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          The funny/sad part is, the actual Hitler was a beta version of that same process.

          The guy was a fucking mess. He had gas that could clear a ballroom. Was addicted to every substance available, had incestuous and pedophilic tendencies, and thought that a fedora and dog whip made him look cool.