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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago

Anon plays a guessing game

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Anon plays a guessing game

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago
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  • bamfic@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Labia reduction

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      “You seemed like a person who would have a wizard’s sleeve situation down there.”

      “Wtf it was my ears”

      “So is the situation down there not fixed or what do you mean?”

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        Crying laughing from wizard sleeve situation. Made my night, thanks

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      7 months ago

      leanbeefpatty

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        7 months ago

        Context?

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          Beef curtain

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            So what does the ab goddess has to do with this surgery?

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              Exactly what I meant with my question.

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                Just a play on words. Labia reduction = lean “beef”

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                  Huh. Disappointing.

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            Her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfurls halfway to her knees, like some ball-less scrotum

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              Right out of a romance novel

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                It’s an old Bill Hicks bit

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          Ever been to Arby’s?

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      “How do you know what my labia looks like…?”

      Then get called a creep and shouted at.

      I’m just saying that you’d deserve if that was your answer.

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        Nah, it’s a perfectly fine snappy response to a loaded question.

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          Bonus points if you guess correct 🌚

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