Burying a body with friends isn’t hard, or even uncommon. Getting them to never talk about it … that’s hard
“‘A good friend will bail you outta jail.’ No sir. A good friend would be sitting on the bench in the cell right next to ya.”
If you ask a friend to help you bury a body and they agree, that person is definitely a good friend. They’re a bad person for assisting you in murder, but you can be a good friend and a bad person.
But why are we digging 2 holes ? asked the friend
Counterpoint: You’re the bad friend for asking your friend to help you with a dead body
For me it’d be fine. For my actually close friends I specifically said I would help them with a body if needed, so they’re honouring my wishes by asking
Yeah, this shower thought is awfully judgy coming from a (presumably hypothetical) killer.
Counter counterpoint: you are the dead body and your best friend is helping to bury you.
“yeah, when I said I’d do anything for you, that was a fucking figure of speech”
Nah, you have the right kind of friend, they don’t just help but the body, they kill the fucker for you and you never know there’s a body
You have a bad friend if he
Apparently, friends cannot be women or non-binary.
Must every use of a singular pronoun be called out? This isn’t offensive, it’s slip of the tongue. Get out your own arse and give people a break.
A bad friend won’t help you bury a body.
A good friend will help you bury a body.
A best friend will help you make a body.
Like a baby or a murder?
A best friend will help you make a body.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Read into that what you will…
My best friend is Victor Frankenstein is how I read it.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
ETA- I don’t think burial is the proper disposal if you’re trying to avoid detection.
Ehh, plant a tree sapling over it and nobody will find it. Trees will devour a carcass for it’s nutrients.
I need to do some research on this
If anyone feels this way, it might be a sign that you need to simply find new friends, or find yourself and seek a therapist.
what if the dead body is of a beloved pet? i find your shower thought lacking
