• degen@midwest.social
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      23 days ago

      As soon as I read “my wife” instead of “she”, I assumed the wife would be someone else, and there would be an accident with the ex

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      23 days ago

      Guy sued her for whiplash, but it turns out the girl’s dad is the mayor of a nearby medium-sized city and they settled the lawsuit to keep the whole thing quiet. They spent the money on a house and still had a modest safety net leftover. In the dream, I mean.

      In real life, the mayor cashed in on a favor from the DA and the police faked the accident reports. Guy is facing a manslaughter charge and prison time.