Australian mathematicians call into question the ‘infinite monkey theorem’ in new research on old adage
  • David From Space@orbiting.observerEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Universe would die before monkey with keyboard writes Shakespeare, study finds

    Maybe the monkey can be a little less of a dick, for science?!

    • MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dkEnglish
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      2 months ago

      It could make a decent blockbuster though, hear me out:

      Trailervoiceguy: In a world on the brink of annihilation, one monkey holds the key to survival.

      Typewriter clicketyclacks and monkey ooh-ooh-aahs

      Editor (played by award-winning method actor Daniel Day-Lewis): This a garbage, monkey, we can’t publish this! Earth is doomed!

      *More clicketyclacks *

      Trailervoiceguy: This summer, the question is…

      Trailer horns

      Trailervoiceguy: To be…

      Louder trailer horns

      Trailervoiceguy: … or not…

      Very loud trailer horns

      Trailervoiceguy: TO MONKEY!

      Silence, then slowmotion monkey noises somehow