• jwt
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    13 days ago

    When life gives you lemons…

    Demand to see life’s manager.

    • stringere@sh.itjust.works
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      6 days ago

      Don’t stop there.

      Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!