Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youāll near-instantly regret.
Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.
If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutānāpaste it into its own post ā thereās no quota for posting and the bar really isnāt that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)
This is literally going to be an embezzlement op isnāt it
Its gonna be the largest embezzlement scheme in US history, that much Iām certain. How much damage the pair will do to the federal gov Iām not sure, but I expect there wonāt be much left of it once theyāre done.
@BlueMonday1984 Itās going to be like Alves dos Reis all over again, isnāt it? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alves_dos_Reis
Personally Iām betting on Teapot Dome: somebody in the Cabinet will be convicted of something like bribery, foreign influence, or electoral interference; and the cleanup will implicate multiple other Cabinet members. Trump needs to do this at some point anyway; heās already done all of the Nixon things like Watergate and interfering in foreign wars, and while he attempted a Teapot Dome last time with Ryan Zinke, he needs to actually have a Cabinet member removed or convicted in order to truly be a worse president than Warren G. Harding.
@corbin
How would that even happen with a Trumpist DOJ?
Because project 2025 and the mass deportations wonāt actually solve the problems his base is feeling, and at a certain point this kind of scandal will either be his downfall or his only option to scapegoat someone else.
Trump would have to literally kill all lawyers. Think of the DoJ as a pile of folks who all took an oath to the law itself. When pundits complain that itās being āweaponizedā, theyāre actually talking about a facet of overcriminalization where the DoJās limited attention can be controlled somewhat; itās always going to be a full-power laser that targets what the law perceives as criminality.
In particular, the President doesnāt have the authority to tell the DoJ to stop an investigation, and the DoJ usually canāt tell individual prosecutors to stop filing motions. Trump wasnāt able to protect Cabinet member and Teapot Dome Candidate #2 Michael Flynn from prosecution, nor can he protect Eric Adams. The worst that he can do is a Saturday Night Massacre, where he fires lawyers until the investigations stop, and the entire pattern of special counsel is purpose-designed to prevent that from actually working.
@corbin
Sweet summer child.