29-year-old Daisy Link was being held at the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center in Miami-Dade County, Florida, when she met 24-year-old Joan Depaz, initially contacting him through the vents in their prison cells, according to WSVN7.
“You would knock on it and you can hear the people from the different floors. You would stand on the toilet actually to be able to talk to them,” said Link. “Being in isolation for so long you begin to spend hours and hours talking to this person, you know, to the point where it’s almost as if you’re in the same room with them.”
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After Link and Depaz began a romantic relationship, Depaz shared his ambitions to have a child with Link, according to WSVN 7News.
“I always really wanted to have a baby. And I’m not gonna get to do that for a really long time,” said Depaz, recounting what he told Link. “So if I had to choose somebody, you know, it would be you. And she was like, ‘Yeah, we could do that.’”
Depaz and Link then hatched a plan to create a direct line between each other’s cells using bedding. Once they had established this, Depaz began sending Link his own semen wrapped in saran wrap.
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“I put the semen in Saran Wrap every day like five times a day for like a month straight” he continued.
Link described receiving the packages, which were rolled up “almost like a cigarette”, administering them to herself using yeast infection applicators.
After a couple of attempts, Link became pregnant with “a miracle baby”, conceiving “like the Virgin Mary,” according to Depaz.
Uuuggg. MDC, not even once. Believe it or not absolutely no one here was surprised by this story.
This reminded me of a story in “Archipelago Gulag.” Bear in mind, some gulags were absolutely vast.
So at least in this particular gulag, women and men had separate dormitories, but men often visited the ladies’ huts and openly got it on, resulting in a lot of pregnancies. Pregnant women didn’t need to work and after their 2nd (3rd?) child, they were discharged and could go home.
The guards finally managed to keep the intruders out, but now, men and women just met after work, out in the open. Guards put up barbed wire to gender-separate the areas. Pregnancies surged even harder. How so? You see, the wire did not touch the ground in all places. So the men got down under the wire, on their backs. The women squatted down, and…
The guards then put up a solid fence, but good jumpers/ climbers could get over it, so… pregnancies, still. Finally, they made the fence so tall that the baby-making stopped… almost entirely.Who wants to take the odds on this actually being a guard’s kid after the DNA test is done?
They are accused murderers. Meaning they won’t likely getting out till old AF and never going to be able to have kids.
There is very good chance they did this for that reason.
Mommy, where do babies come from? The Stork, love, you, the pipes.
Getting a child in prison.
What could go wrong?
You know what? With those people I think it’s better that they did it in prison.
And they say romance is dead
They might be in there for a long time, no conjugal allowed. It’s possible when they get out - they won’t be able to have kids, so they did this.
Us prison system is a brutal dehumanizing place
I don’t find this funny. This is essentially rape.
Are you confused because the man’s name is Joan?
If we assume this story to be true, and they really did set up an elaborate semen delivery mechanism using bed sheets strung through the ventilation system, that practically guarantees mutual consent. Every part of this scheme requires the full cooperation of both parties.
Why is forcing men to have children funny but not women. So you’d think this was funny if a man got a woman pregnant by covering her dildo in his semen that he received consensually but the woman didn’t realize his semen was on it.
Y’all liberal Reddit refuges hate men so much it’s unreal.
The article describes it as his idea. He asked her if she wanted a baby, she agreed and they concocted a harebrained scheme to pull it off in a way that required mutual effort to enact and was probably more awkward and uncomfortable for both parties than pleasurable. So yeah, pardon my belief that he consented.
Did we read the same story? Both the man and the woman in this story were willing participants. You’re so dead set on being aggrieved by imagined persecution against men that you have to conjure up fantasies to validate your resentment.
I don’t think reading was involved here.
Reading is hard…
How?
“Potion seller, I need your strongest potions.”
Not like this Jurassic Park Scientist man. 😭
Not like this.
Who says romance is dead?
Anyone can be a father. But it takes semen in Saran Wrap every day like five times a day for like a month straight to be a dad.
So that’s how God did it, huh?
The Bible hand-waves away some steps, but pretty much.
Still a better love story than Twilight?
Absolutely. If nothing else, I’m not hoping everyone involved dies at the end, which is a massive change from twilight
It’s the tokophobia talking, but I do find it fascinating how much people can want to be pregnant.
The whole “Don’t stick your dick in crazy” is this woman in a nutshell.
tbf he didn’t.
I think the both of them are on equal footing in this case. Poor kid. I hope this is all just a coverup for a guard who helped them meet.
Or the guard is the father.
That’s an even more depressing possibility, but pretty likely.
