That’s it. That’s the post.
AvocaDon’t MIND IF I DO!
Av another cado.
Heh
An avocado! Thanks…
Get down to Del Taco they’ve got fre, fre sha vocado.
I already have one, 🥑
Now you have 2!
Veggtable
Vegans when they can’t convince people to atop eating meat
I heard someone once nutted in coconut
CocoNUT
I don’t :(
No I do not want to be an Evocati!
The avocados will continue until morale improves.
Are a sick (and weird) guy!
What if having avocados forced upon me is what’s ruining my morale?
The beatings will continue until morale improves
r/notinteresting type post ^god I miss that sub^
Thanks but I made guacamole 2 days in a row, maybe give it to someone in greater need.
Nope. Avocados for all whether they need them or not. Good day sir.
< sigh >
I guess I could make a turkey sandwich later.
What? No toast? Ugh
Those damn millennials and their toast. If only they’d just eat the avocados by themselves everything would be fine!
What no I can’t accept that! Those things are expensive, not to mention the ecological impact. You keep it for yourself dearie.
Too late! No backsies!
- “Avocado?”
- “Don’t mind if I do!”
That’s funny because I’ve always said “Avocado? How bout I avocadon’t.”
In this trying time