If they open too many more they’ll just have one big front.
Like having 9 Starbucks and 12 subways in a town of 20k.
Hiding behind America’s legs as you swipe at all your neighbors is not fighting a war.
Eh, it works. Well, at least for the one guy making it happen.
8 fronts
Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne
American tax payers who can’t afford bread: “And I helped!!”
if fronts were credit cards, they need to get a consolidation loan
A consolidation war
Just a few more fronts and they’ll combine into one, which is typically known as “the border”
Bibi’s entire job security relies on keeping Israel in conflict.
Could this be the “are we the baddies?” moment?
HA!
sorry, that wasn’t quite right.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bibi doesn’t do moral quandaries, bro. He wouldn’t even understand the question.
Just one more front, bro, it’s all coming together.
- Germany, 1916 and 1942
Hey man, can you front me an 8th?
Die Geister, die ich rief,
Werd’ ich nun nicht los.Not beating the Nazi comparisons, huh.
