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The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this.)
narcissism is a fuck
this is a pithy framing, I admit, and with him as possibly a boundary-pushing narcissist with record-breaking voids insideā¦ still
it is funny as fuck, though
on which note: I would love to see a kind of ādouble-blindā experience where a pile of (ideally, more clever/clueful) muskrats get to interact with felon (without knowing that they are), and then watch the fallout as they all go āwtf is this dumbass Iām speaking toā
Iām thinking something in the survivor-y format of shows
probably wouldnāt ever happen, felonās too fucking proud (and would 10000000% rig the game to own image advantage). but in a perfect world where this happened, oh wouldnāt that just be some great television
this is the best idea on the internet, actually
aww schucks š³
(I have a whole suit of gameshow ideas for felon to participate in tbh; the magic formula is ājust make him do anything at all that requires a tiny bit of specific detailā combined with literally anything else, with a 7/10 āoh yeah no sorry the wifi isnāt working and cell reception is bad down here[0]ā layout. guaranteed comedic success.)
[0] - jammas b rokin