• 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    i have sadly masturbated alone like i have for the past 2 years. I don’t even do it as much anymore because it’s lost its touch.

  • lazyneet
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    3 days ago

    I miss the guy who used to make these threads, but it looks like he left and deleted everything. Sad. He was hot too.

    The only “fun” I had in the last couple of weeks was an embarrassing date last Tuesday. The guy said we weren’t a match within 20 minutes of meeting and called a taxi. I’d rather not talk about it. 😭

    • bendovertherainbow@lemmynsfw.com
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      3 days ago

      Unfortunate, but better to figure that part out sooner rather than later.

      I’m sure you’ll find someone to appreciate you (and your body…) the way you should be!

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I peed in the toilet this morning, felt great! Then I farted and pissed again!

    It was a good morning 👍