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minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 months agoTo a small degree they exist. At least for the parents of said children. My kids’ school frequently asks for parent volunteers to go on field trip to help watch the kids.
minus-squareLupus@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 months agoDo I have to bring my own cattle prod or do they provide those?
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 months agoI believe the school system provides those for free.
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoUntil the DoE is disbanded
minus-squarepearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoThen they’ll be issued guns
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoI’m concerned how powerful these cattle prods are that the Department of Energy is involved /s
minus-squareLupus@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months ago“I hooked mine up to a car battery, sends a third grader flying 'cross the room I tell ya” - some hillbilly probably
minus-squaremx_smith@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoYeah ours used to do that, and now they require a full background check before you can volunteer. So no field trips.
minus-squareSerinus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-24 months agoThe background check is pretty easy. Costs less than $20 iirc.
minus-squareMutilationWave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoPerhaps they’ve done something totally awesome that means they can’t pass one?
To a small degree they exist. At least for the parents of said children. My kids’ school frequently asks for parent volunteers to go on field trip to help watch the kids.
Do I have to bring my own cattle prod or do they provide those?
I believe the school system provides those for free.
Until the DoE is disbanded
Then they’ll be issued guns
I’m concerned how powerful these cattle prods are that the Department of Energy is involved /s
“I hooked mine up to a car battery, sends a third grader flying 'cross the room I tell ya” - some hillbilly probably
Yeah ours used to do that, and now they require a full background check before you can volunteer. So no field trips.
The background check is pretty easy. Costs less than $20 iirc.
Perhaps they’ve done something totally awesome that means they can’t pass one?