AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agoAnon wipes his asslemm.eeexternal-linkmessage-square168linkfedilinkarrow-up1532arrow-down118
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up179arrow-down6·5 months agoProtip: You wipe after you completely finish shitting, not the entire time you’re shitting.
minus-squareEmoDuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up63·5 months agoI get all my wipes out at the beginning of the month, that way I don’t have to waste time later on
minus-squareHellsBelle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoThe first week, friends still hang out. The last 3 weeks Pepé le Pew is their only buddy.
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·5 months agoA shitty tip is when your partner didn’t wipe before anal
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·5 months agoAs a gay bottom (gottom™), your partner should be doing more than wiping before anal
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoYes I know. It just doesn’t really work with the joke when you explain that they need to also use a nozzle / douche to clean out from the inside.
minus-squareQuadhammer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·5 months agoBasic maintenance. Trim your asshole and put some lotion up there. Spread your cheeks when you shit and if its bad really get up in there the first couple swipes. Also eat more fiber
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoSpeak for yourself. Some of us can poop in parallel.
Protip: You wipe after you completely finish shitting, not the entire time you’re shitting.
I get all my wipes out at the beginning of the month, that way I don’t have to waste time later on
Smart
The first week, friends still hang out.
The last 3 weeks Pepé le Pew is their only buddy.
Thanks for the shitty tip!
A shitty tip is when your partner didn’t wipe before anal
As a gay bottom (gottom™), your partner should be doing more than wiping before anal
Yes I know. It just doesn’t really work with the joke when you explain that they need to also use a nozzle / douche to clean out from the inside.
Basic maintenance. Trim your asshole and put some lotion up there.
Spread your cheeks when you shit and if its bad really get up in there the first couple swipes. Also eat more fiber
Speak for yourself. Some of us can poop in parallel.