Hmm … this is going to need more thought or more brain altering substances … perhaps both … let me get back to you on this …
Technically you have till next 12/31
In 2025 I’m going to get a good night’s sleep every night. Further, I will wake feeling rested and ready to take on the world
In 2025 I am going to steal slood from the gods for mankind. This will fix everything.
Soooo…a typical New Year’s resolution then.
I’m going to finish all the games in my steam library
Realizes I’d need at least 4 years, if I finished a game a day… I need to stop buying games.
I also liked the idea of New Year’s bingo, things you’d enjoy doing the next year and then seeing if you get bingo/s.
But nah. In 2025 I’m going to start a company that will cheaply generate near-unlimited clean energy from greenhouse gases, pollutants, and (only discarded) plastics. I will install it for free and provide the energy at something like 10% of oil/coal equivalent. By threatening to turn it off, I’ll extort those in power to stop wars (yup, within the year) and obey the experts on how to improve the wellbeing of the bottom 10-50% in individual countries and globally.
In 2025, i will destroy all the fabric in the universe
This coming year, I’m going to fucking rob Bezos and Musk blind!!
A bunch of extrovert idiots. That’s what that party is for.
I’d much rather have a glass of bubbly at home with friends and then everyone goes their own way and I enjoy a book or something.
